Schmeat

Schlong Meat

guy 1: How much schmeat you got?
guy 2: Enough

by Fish Drowned March 1, 2021

schmear

1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.

1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

schmeail

a term for passing the vape on the low low

“yo dawg can you pass the schmeail”

by schmeailgod46 March 29, 2022

packing schmeat

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019

schmata

Mainly used to describe a cheap, raggedy piece of clothing.

Did you see her sweater? What a schmata!

by Sarah L. February 15, 2005

schmecky schmecky

making out

no more schmecky schmecky!

by bus840kev June 27, 2009

Schleten

Someone who is sexy and well worn or used.

''Man Bo Burnham is so fucking schleten with his long hair and beard!''
''Yeah I know right!''

by ClownCollar March 29, 2022