schmedium

a size inbetween small and medium.

look at that sissy lookin ass wearing a schmedium.
or
wow, that guy in the pink schmedium shirt looks like a wuss.

by kungfuzombie June 27, 2011

Schmedium

Any item of clothing that is to small for the individual to wear.

Llyod loves wearing that schmedium jacket that looks like a halter top on him.

by Carnage517 December 9, 2008

Schmedium

A guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. This shirt is often displaying "Affliction" these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. He is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.

This place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than I do!

by Caroline Cardine October 8, 2008

Schmungus

It is used in many scenarios, example: when saying goodbye to a friend / colleague, a rare type of fungus, and a generally cool thing

‘ this thing is soo schmungus’ ‘ Bye! Schmungus!’ ‘Carefull! This area is protected cause of the schmungus here’

by Mr. Schmungus April 4, 2023

schmedium

The size between small and medium.

"Can I get that shirt in a Schmedium?"

by Justeezy January 7, 2008

Schmungus

a slang word originating from Utah, schmungus is a sort of catch-all term for anything unusual.

"That boy's a schmungus, I tell ya."

"Darrel said he wanna find himself a wife instead of a poontang, to me that's just schmungus."

by ANTLAP_006 March 3, 2023

Schmedium

A particular type of woman that exemplifies a smaller/medium sized frame, that portrays the qualities of pure excellence, beauty beyond belief, breasts that are luscious and delicious often described as "just a hand-full"

Lydia's and Natalie's; schmedium, schmedium, schmedium; "damn that 'schmedium' looks good"

by Schmediums October 25, 2010