scheemer

(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.

Scheemer: "Hey guys uhh Jen, my mom wants me home by nine....."
Friend: Alright late scheemer

by The Real LG March 14, 2007

schlemmer

A man with low standards, who, in focusing on convenience over quality, will take whatever he can get.

"After finding out her boyfriend was a schlemmer, Chelsea demanded he get tested for VD."

by Ed, A General, A Renegade May 13, 2005

schmeeberiffic

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.

On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)

by darf narbler March 20, 2009

schlemmer

a man who takes advantage of very young, innocent women for his own sexual pleasure and cynical intellectual delight

She was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. Not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her...not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.

by RBWC November 17, 2003

Riley Schermerhorn

A Fat Ass fruit who can’t tell his head from his ass. He brags about his mom’s Porsche, even though he drives daddy’s Civic. Unusually crusty eyelids. Has a certified micro penis document and lives on welfare.

Look at that fat ass nerd Riley Schermerhorn

by Riley balls January 15, 2023

Schmeker

Someone who makes a lot of money from underground type business (drugs, prostitution, rattling, loan-sharks etc...) and who doesn't pay taxes.

Schmeker is Nutu Camataru, Ion Clamparu, clanul Corduneanu, Vilifort, Pian, clanul Duduianu, etc...

by Parmalat December 25, 2009

schemer

Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.

"Tim came over last night looking to get high off my shit!"

"Man, he is such a schemer!"

by El-Higgo December 26, 2005