Schmegalmulch

A mangina

Dude, my schmegalmulch was totally in your face!

by gmilla! April 13, 2009

schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

Schmegalmulcher

It is a fictional mangina that has teeth and will devour anything it comes in contact with!

Once upon a time, there was a man who was eaten alive by a Schmegalmulcher.

by gmilla! April 13, 2009

burping schmeghole

A vagina that can expel a copious amount of thick fluid similiar to mayonaise.

I had to take my slacks to the cleaners after that juice was launched from her burping schmeghole.

by nightfly November 7, 2003

schmeagol

Feeling lazy, not wanting to move, feeling greasy, feeling hungover, being high>

Look at mike in his bed after drinking last night...What a schmeagol!

by cangreko April 3, 2010

schmegley

a word for someone in which you do not know their ethnic backgrounds....they look like chinese but are something totally different

Yo! Look at that schmegley over there.

by xxevllpoptartxx December 1, 2005

schmegplant

A plant native to the Middle-East of the family Schmegmaceae. Used as a substitute for Chicken Parmigiana for people who enjoy eating things that taste like Schmegma.

Could you please use Schmegplant instead of chicken because I enjoy the taste of dick cheese.

by cheezuz October 21, 2010