shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

by tnkrbell February 16, 2010

Schmawing

To schmooze. To make small talk for connections. To talk with aquaintance to boost yourself in thier eyes. To make buisness connections or aquaintance. To meet others with same interest.

I said to Bill that I was schmawing with John so my band could play at his show.

by Moe J December 8, 2007

Schmearing

When a guy cums on the girls lips and like schmearing a bagel then a second girl which all three are in a threesome licks that cum on the first girls lips.

Julia, taisha, and Tyrone schmearing was soo hot

by Tyrone’s traps December 4, 2020

schmearing

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.

Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!

by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024

schweningered

to become rich and powewrful

dude did u hear about dave
no?
well he got schweningered
damnit

by sofaman December 25, 2007

schmeling

A type of cancer that gives people orgasms every 10 minutes. The cancer also makes autistic kids vigorously hard all the time but prevents semen from coming out of the male penis when ejaculating

Dude, you must have schmeling

by Google Wikipedia November 5, 2017

Schweaving

The act of incorporating /including balloon animals in a gang bang; it has to involve semen. Most suggested without condoms.

“Honey did you hear all the latex squeaking last night?”
“Yeah, it was just the neighbors schweaving.”

by The picker December 1, 2018