Schmacken

Schmacken.

Show us your schmacken

No
You schmacken
Oh fack you schmacken
Sorry want to schmacken?
Schmacken.

by Reeeeee69696 July 8, 2019

Schakkeline

Schakkeline ist ein oft vergebener Name von Kindern aus Berlin Marzahn oder Duisburg Marxloh. Der Name leitet sich von Jaqueline ab, wird aber Schakkeline ausgesprochen. Dabei wird das E am Ende mit betont. Schakk-e-lin-e

Schakkeline, sag nicht Mama bei die fremde Frau, ich bin deine Mama du Hurensohn. Schakkeline geh mal bei die Oma, die hat wieder Eis bei.

by FetteFotze September 3, 2022

smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked

Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked

by slumptedsara April 26, 2019

Schmank

Any irresponsible and/or devious action taken by a bank with the intention of fleecing its customers.

My bank schmanked me with multiple fees for things that weren't my fault.

by velocitycu April 12, 2010

schmack

Verb

To hit a chick in the face with your dick, trying to get her to suck it.

Oh shit, Brett just Schmacked Kasey. She ain't gonna take that!

by Schmackmaster February 22, 2008

schmacko

a long brown dog treat given to dogs. used as an insult sometimes

why don't you go eat a schmacko!

by Guru222 November 5, 2005

Schmacko Sex

Schmacko Sex is sex given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. Schmacko sex is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.

Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.

'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'

'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'

'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.

by Tom Nott February 1, 2009