schlobberknockered

extremely drunk to the point of embarrassment

Colleen got so schlobberknockered last night that she puked all over the inside of my car.

by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004

schlongerdongadingdong

a rather large penis that smells slightly of fish.

he had a bit of a schlongerdongadingdong.

by harry trewhitt February 2, 2007

Plug Schlobers

Plug Schlobers is an insult you use on triplets.
It is very effective...

Jean: Im a big fat chicken

Mohammed: I enjoy eating deep-fried lamb lounce

Gene: Sup
Kathrine: Sup
Hubert: Sup
Mohammed: Stfu you fucking Plug Schlobers

by Mathaugostdidbailoud March 23, 2021

Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

Schloppenheimer

Refers to the practice of oral sex during Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer (2023) so that the person finishes as the bomb explodes.

Me and the boys gonna get some Schloppenheimer before we see the Barbie movie.

by gamer343 July 11, 2023

Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

by Excelsior December 28, 2005

Schlobbering

To aggressively, violently, yet lovingly, suck someone penis. Usually involves high amounts of spit.

"Susan was Schlobbering all over my dick last night."

by Schlobbering December 2, 2018