schlong

(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.

This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.

by yeeeyooodaaaa February 19, 2012

schlong

A (usually large) penis.

Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG

Most Europeans have large schlongs.

by Ren Finley August 30, 2004

schlong

when the foreskin makes his dick look 2x as big

Lissa- “my boyfriends dick is only big because this foreskin is super thick.”
Sami- “damn he’s got that schlong.”

by purple golf bag July 6, 2020

schlong

Nick Name for your penis

dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches

Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury

by MultiBitchslayer December 18, 2012

schlong

penis, male genatalia etc

"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"

by Alex .? May 19, 2006

schlong

a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort

Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.

by hk:: July 25, 2008

schlong

adv. a masculine superlative noun modifer. Something agressive & powerful.

Harley-Davidson are rude neighbors: they creep through the neighborhood with engines rumbling on '11.'

Riding one though, that's a schlong ride.

by nukeUser May 31, 2006