schlostered

A mixture of sloshed and plastered, both meaning "drunk".

Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??

Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.

by JJKamp February 7, 2019

Schnattered

In reference to Papa John AKA John Schnatter, not having had his day of reckoning to this day.
Synonym to get rekt

Man this fella just kicked my ass in the bar, I got schnattered in there

by Schlongorghini April 29, 2021

Schlitted

Originally coined by the massively successful Twitch Streamer CDNThe3rd, the word "Schlitted" is a derivative of "Lit" and is used to describe something and/or someone as overtly exciting and/or excellent in every manner possible.

"This Vegan restaurant is Schlitted"

by CHAINS4W February 15, 2021

Schlitterbaun

Extremely wet female Orgasim

When I went down on that hot chick i gave her a schlitterbaun.

by El General Pancho V! June 26, 2008

Schlitterblumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin in a Schlitterbahn bathroom.

"There are some dirty MILFS at Schlitterbahn that gave me a Schlitterblumpkin.

by BillyWonka June 17, 2011

Splittered

When someone hits on you but you way to good for them

Wow I just splittered that dawg

by Hammydiys1738 July 7, 2017

schlitterschluter

A flailed device to use in the consumption of hotrails .

Hey guys has anyone seen the schlitterschluter?

by Betty Blows January 19, 2018