schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

schlingin

a verb, used with context clues in place of any other verb.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.

"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"

*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.

And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"

..."nukka, i'm schlung!"

by BrAnDi B, E to the V, & BraNdI S~ September 1, 2006

schlonghozzled

to be mislead to believing something.

i heard theres free din dins at the fire hall. we might be getting schlonghozzled.

by dickeredplianceguy March 5, 2012

Shlengthen

A schlong that has achieved greater length as a result of multiple boners.

Wow, Jim! The last time I saw your Johnson in grade 9 at basketball practice it was only half the length.

Well Billy, a boner a day will shlengthen your tinkle thing to stay!

by Stevie Boo Boo August 11, 2020

schlength

the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort.

my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha

by russ's_gf March 17, 2004

schlingpflanze

Pronunciation (sh-ling-flahn-zuh)

German for creeper.

random person 1: wow you're such a schlingpflanze....
random person 2: a what?

by navy 78 June 1, 2010