Schlimpy

schlimpy

I touched the dolphin's fin. It felt schlimpy.

by Ackubota May 24, 2020

Schlibble

A little bit of something.

The restaurant owner offered me a schlibble of his latest culinary delight for my opinion.

by New Fred November 3, 2022

schlime

A drink of vodka, fresh lime and soda

Can I have 2 schlimes please?

by domkop January 11, 2010

schlimazel

Someone prone to having extremely bad luck, a born loser

Sometimes misspelled schlemazel

A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup; schlimazel is the one on
whom it always lands.

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

Schlumberjargon

A collective term for technical (and often confusing) oilfield shop talk.

Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."

Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"

Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."

Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"

by vaeren August 27, 2008

schlime

Whatever slippery semi-liquid that may be covering an unwashed penis. The slime of the schlong.

Jake: I'ma whip out mah shit right now, motherfucka.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.

by Xfing January 19, 2010

schlibity

A Place to hang out and smoke alot of pot.

Yo, me, E.B., Smitty, DC was at the schlibity last night and we got our weed on.

by E Bizzel December 22, 2003