Schlampus

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.

Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"

by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009

Schlimper

A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.

Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.

by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018

schimmel

schimmel is another word used to describe "tissue".

I have a runny nose; pass me a schimmel.
Pass me the box of schimmels so I do not infect everyone.

by trombona November 16, 2014

schlampenschlepper

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger

by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

Schlime

Something slimey or "schlimey" like getting a taxi ride and running when you have to pay, or acting in a sly and savage way.

That nigga pulled up in the cab, said he was gonna take out money and ran home. That's schlimey

by AlwaysIcy July 3, 2017

Schlieman Flush

When you get off with more than 6 people in one night. Classy.

Person 1: "How many people did you get with last night??"
Person 2: "Well..let's just see I got a schlieman flush"

by H&S October 10, 2008

Schlieman Crush

Getting with someone that your good friend has already got with, in the same night.

Person 1: "I got with Jeromeo last night"
Schlie: "HEY, so did I..."
Person 1: "Dude, you totally schlieman crushed me!"

by H&S October 9, 2008