schlongting

the name of ones member when it is of a large proportion. Often the propiortor of the extremely large penis is called shane.

Hey did you see that shane dude with his wanger out at the party last night.
Yer, he's got a schlongting!

by mralnighty January 14, 2011

Schlongwhipped

One who craves the "D" to such an extent that one will forgo all other worldly pleasures just for a cheap or more likely faked orgasm, which, based on the amount of easy men, it will most likely be option B. For all those who identify with the term "shlongwhipped" please check yourself to the second level of hell there your fellow sisters will be waiting with open arms and a feed of Anthony Weiner's twitter account.

Girl 1: OMG that damn girl dissed me AGAIN!! All because she finally got some, and won't leave his side!
Girl 2: you should have known better, that bitch be schlongwhipped.

by Kairiqu May 22, 2013

Schlongtitude

The measure of the force released when one's pants are removed.

Tom's schlongtitude measured over 9000!

by SheerFlux November 4, 2014

schlonghat

The excess skin left around your penis after circumcision

With a British accent; pardon me mam have you noticed my exquisite Schlonghat.

by Hiemie April 7, 2018

Schleng

When they’ve got a long schlong and they’re leng

“Wow he’s kinda schleng styll”

by Welove69happybirthdayrob March 22, 2021

schlereth

It’s a typical old English teacher who uses phrases like „Speak up“.

He also is a lil bit bald

Kevin: yo how is your new English teacher ?

You: oh he’s such a schlereth

by Tisler May 30, 2022

Schlongtater

A term coined by Kyle Gouge in 2023 referring to when someone has "hit a baseball very hard"

Kyle: "He was hitting absolute Schlongtaters"

by totallynotphswords October 11, 2023