A Combination of Slaps and Schlong
When your dick physically slaps something
Or Alternatively when the Sex Is Good
When your dick physically slaps something
Or Alternatively when the Sex Is Good
"Yeah I just Schlapped my meat on the counter for literally no reason" or "Yeah ig that dick really Schlapps and after I start playing Clash Royale"
by YungTejano2004 April 29, 2020

My buddy told me a real big Schlapp today, he said that Saturn is a MAGA sanctuary and QAnon is the king but can't tell me if this is the car or the planet.
by OutofCntxtClues November 9, 2020

The act of enthusiastically rubbing one's genital area against another person, or attempting to rub their genitals, without their consent.
That American Conservative Union chairman, he just can't stop himself from trying to schlapp every fine young man he meets.
by Poissonbracket February 27, 2024

by Scorpio Stinger March 8, 2023

by SandyBrisgds October 22, 2020

To repeatedly sexually harass one or more men, especially when done by a closeted man who opposes rights for sexual minorities.
The head of the American Conservative Union was kicked out of a bar for schlapping several men by following them around and rubbing up against them.
by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025
