Schlagnog

An alcoholic beverage created purely to be disgusting and to make one feel ill or even vomit.

Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:

* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick

Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.

Pagey: Here Ted, I've made you a Schlagnog
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?

by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010

schlanti

an anti of the youtuber jschlatt! simple.

person 1: i hate jschlatt

person 2: ok schlanti

by mifties March 5, 2021

Schlande

Danish word for a flappy penis.

"Oh, he has a giant schlande!"

by Tobias Elof Nielsen April 6, 2007

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

Schlanket

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it

Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?

by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022

schlank

To slap someone, typically in punishment and preferably across the face, with one’s penis.

This better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked.

When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.

I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.

by M. A. September 16, 2006

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014