Schitzopolaroid

Someone who will look fantastic in one photo and look terrible (like a complete other person) in another photo.

Jane: "You look great in that pic!"
... "But who the hell is this one of?"
Sara: "Ah... that's me too..."
Jane: "You are a bit of a schitzopolaroid aren't you?"

by sofaqueen March 27, 2008

schitzpol

Racist towards just about every race, creed, religion, color, gender EXCEPT white christian males. People who believe in schitzpol are ALWAYS white christian males who share a common hatred for anyone that's different. Nazis are cuddly teddy bears compared to schitzpol. Their cult reads, "All heil the mighty schitzpol! All non-white, non-christian, non-males deserve to die. Niggers, yellows, spiks, bitches, savages, charlies, and katie kuric all deserve to die. Bono sucks ass. Women are only good for one thing, sexual pleasure and making babies."

Guy 1: Those schitzpol people are so fuckin racist.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nigger. I'm in the schitzpol cult.

by Donut Piss December 27, 2011

Schitzen giggles

To do something for the fun of it, and for no other reason. Condensed version of shits and giggles.

Why did he try to blow open the sewage container, for schitzen giggles, no other reason.

by M@$+ErHaxzor! February 7, 2007

schitz

you call someone a schitz if u you think the person suffers from a case of schitzophrenia. this disease is when a person see's and/or hears people who either dont exist or are not with them or communicating with them in anyway.

i think herman is a schitz...he is saying i talked to him on the phone last night and i didnt talk to him at all last night.
that person is talkin to air....probaly a dumb schitz.

by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003

schitzo

to have polarities in personality, mood swings

"your bird, she is such a schitzo"

by Jon Hague July 13, 2005

Schritzen

Word used to describe any other noun when the correct one cannot be found.
A general term for every possible item..

An expression of excitement or joviality

(originating in Perth city after an influencial scenester mispronounced the word 'schnitzel' when describing a burger. The term began circulating soon after)

"Hey, lets jump on the schritzen and go get some schritzen from the local schritzen"

"SCHRITZEN!!"

by Edwara February 18, 2009

schitzin

when someone schitzin out it means they acting wild

person 1: *is acting crazy*
person 2: you schitzin out boss

by alola.exe February 15, 2019