Schemer

Someone who cleverly tries to seduce women in hopes of getting lucky.

Dude! Watch out that schemer Greg over there is scheming on some babes.

by The Punn Wrangler May 11, 2010

schemer

A person who is trying to holla at someone

*Guy is flirting with a girl*

"Ay yo DAWG, you's a schemer!"

by doooooookie May 9, 2005

Scheepers

To creep on someone and stalk them obsessively

Scheepers creepers sure is a desperate housewife

by ElisabethS February 16, 2019

freshman schemer

The highest ranking officer in the scheming scale, followed by S.I.T.'s, schemers in training. Nightly phone calls are mandatory to touch base on the days activities. Many tasks must be completed in order to become a true schemer.

The freshman schemers spent two hours discussing the day's lunch period.

by Shelton December 31, 2007

schmemerfaceted

To drink an inmense amount of alcohol to the point that you are "shit faced" and cannot remember what happened while intoxicated. (past tense form)

"did you sleep with that girl last night?"
"I don't know, i was schmemerfaceted"

by Mauricio Ordaz January 9, 2008

schemer

A geek programmer who spents his time in converting everything in the scheme language.

n00b: Hey niggli, what you do tonight?
niggli: I will convert EJB into scheme!!!
n00b: Man, u such a schemer!

by almeidap April 18, 2006

pyramid schemer

a person thats sends, what seems to be, personal text messages to more than 1 person at the same time.

Ed: Hey she just texted me. I told you she digs me!

John: What does it say?

Ed: *hey what you doin*

John: Um, I just got the same thing.

Ed: Wtf? At what time?

John: 5:25pm.

Sharon: She sent me the same thing, too. She doesn't want you. She's a pyramid schemer.

by hiwol88 June 24, 2010