screaming alpha

Navy slang for a person engulfed in flames, usually running around screaming; so termed because burning people fit into the category of class-A/class-Alpha fires (those involving solid, organic combustibles and which leave ashes).

"If you watch that news film of the Hindenburg crash, you can see a bunch of screaming alphas come running out of the wreckage."

by Dr. Twisted August 30, 2004

screaming harry

When one does a massive SHIT and screams in pain

My mate had a screaming Harry after his curry

by Hilly May 18, 2019

The Screaming Gazelle

The act of leaping around your house, completely naked, masturbating and screaming at the same time. This should be performed late at night.

Sister: I woke up to hear screaming last night, turns out my brother was just doing The Screaming Gazelle.
Friend: EWWWWWWWW

by Threshold April 26, 2011

internal screaming

When someone seems to be content and has a normal expression, but in reality they are silently screaming for reasons like boredom, anger, fear, etc.

1. Doing internal screaming can happen when you see something extremely cringeworthy
2. The lesson was so fucking boring that i had to internally scream

by BurritoAmigoTacoTortilla May 4, 2016

The Chain of Screaming

A Theory Made up by Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother) stating that there is a chain/cycle of screaming in which one (original screamer) yells at someone else, then that person yells at another person and another and another, so on and so forth. This chain/cycle will eventually lead back to the original screamer, ending the Chain of Screaming. AKA The Circle of Screaming or The Pyramid of Screaming.

Example: Arthur’s boss’s boss screams at Arthur’s boss, Arthur’s boss screams at Arthur, Arthur screams at Marshall, Marshall goes home and screams at his wife, Lily,Lily (a kindergarten teacher) screams at one of the kids in her kindergarten class (hmm, let’s say Mary), and then Mary goes home and screams at her dad, Arthur’s boss’s boss, thus ending The Chain of Screaming.

by Turtle Mcfly March 10, 2014

schmingle

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

scheminess

(v) to have a plan that involves a lot of scheming or creeping

Friend 1: I have a plan

Friend 2: oh god...

Friend 1: what's that supposed to mean?

Friend 2: your plans are always so creep. We're talking very high level scheminess!

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010