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schadomized

a general term used to define, in a work environment, the act of your superior or owner of a company verbally abusing a person or team for a mistake or *perceived mistake*. Sometimes confused with the act of 'getting steined'.
The client fired us so I got called into the big office and was schadomized for my mistakes. or The boss yelled at me today and reminded me over and over how poor of an employee I am, I got schadomized like never before.
by Not R&R July 18, 2006
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no schlomo

Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.

Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.
You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!

Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.
by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009
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schlomotion

The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.
Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.
by harlique December 15, 2009
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shalomie

Jesus is my shalomie
by alabambam June 1, 2009
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Shalom

A genuinely dope name for Incredible people. Others also find it easy to relate with them.
You can't be like me, my name is Shalom
by goldShawn March 23, 2017
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shabbat shalom motherfuckers

The best quote in the movie The Hebrew Hammer (2003, Adam Goldberg et al)

The protagonist uses this phrase after pwning some Nazis and getting some free "straight up black label manischevitz" lol.
the opening song's lyrics in the movie from hence the quote " shabbat shalom motherfuckers " came:

Who's the certified, circumcised dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Hammer, Amen
He's trying to do some good
Helping brothers in the chood
Hammer, Right On
Who's the k*** that won't cop out
When there are gentiles all about?
Hammer, All Right
BARUCH HATAH ADONAI ELOHEINU MELEH HA'OLAM
Can you dig it?
He's a complicated Jew
But no one understands him but his mother
Cuz he's a badmother...
SHEKET VIVAKAH SHAH
by some jew February 9, 2008
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Shalom the creep

A Shalom the creep as the definition implies is in fact a homosexual who lives for the dick which creeps out girls can be shorten to STC or suck the cock which it thinks about. And no matter what people say when it moans it is in fact not sexy but it does help when it listens to recordings of itself moaning and jacks off to it of course using they’re .5 mm tweezer to help out
Oh no it’s a Shalom the creep he’s coming to rape us
by Meir Schwartz December 9, 2019
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