schmutzel

Verb: to mingle, hobknob, or network with people you find unsavory in order to further your own goals.
Noun: one who mingles, hobknobs, or networks with people with people they find unsavory in order to further their own goals.

Sidenote: a schmooze is a type of schmutzel, however, a schmutzel is not a schmooze.

Robert knew that if he was going to get a documentary about his gay father green lighted, he'd have to really schmutzel the execs at HBO.

by Lolita Hacksaw September 9, 2014

poop schute

This is often compared to an ass hole or a butt hole, it is where the poop exits your body, or if your really mad or drunk you can call someone a poop schute, and it can be very offensive

You are being a real poop schute

by Katie...BaLLiiN January 3, 2009

schutz

to do something clumsy and/or embarrassing somewhere that is fully visible to your friends

Did you see Grant trip going up the stairs to math?

Yeah, he pulled a schutz

by hson-aeroplane June 16, 2011

schultze

an over-bearing, militaristic person who is unaware of their own incompetence. Would make a great nazi, often slightly insane.

Dude, your mom is a schultze.

by lenquo June 22, 2010

Schutte Special

When one bongs a guinness and a strawberry daiquiri, one after the other.

Rich did four Schutte Specials and passed out in my bed.

by wildcat69 April 14, 2010

Nick schutte

Nick is a wombat wanking dingle berry Mong head .with no friends

We all love nick

And Larry loves nick

Omg is that nick schutte - yep it is eww run away quick before he sees us

by Cakefuck123 August 25, 2018

Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus Scharnitz

Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus Scharnitz is the most beautiful, handsome, smart, rich, strong, tall and sympathetic person you will ever meet. He is everyones bestfriend and he will help you in hard and good times. He also has bitcoin and Mcdonalds shares and is very rich. He also is the most charismatic, sweet and romantic person on the world.

Boran: Hey colin look at that guy, what do you think about him?
Colin: Wow thats such an Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus scharnitz, i would like to be friends with him.

by TheTerminator3000 April 30, 2023