Spermy Wermies

Dat hawt, white, sticky liqwid dat daddy gives you and it taste oh so yum and makes you feel so tingly wingly inside of ur tummy wummy UwU

"Pweese gimme ur Spermy Wermies daddy UwU"

by Brokenslang May 14, 2020

Spermy

Anything that's nonsense and/or worthless.

Stop with the spermy.

by Time the Sk8r boi June 1, 2018

Smermy mervin

The name for a weird old guy who frequents cafés, talks at the staff in generally contradictory ways, and somehow thinks he's friends of said staff. A general nuisance.

"salutons my main man how was your shift?"
#shit, smermy mervin came in and smerved all over the place, wouldn't stfu, and didn't fuck off for ages"

by Thomaz jarkerz December 1, 2017

shermy

some stupid shit made up by kyle kovarcik to represent brady alan sherman

*sees brady sherman : SHERMYYYY

by brettybot July 14, 2022

dirty shermy

You have the girl take a loose stool and have her not wipe and then fuck her from behind and play with the skidmark

Had this flight attendant give me the old "dirty shermy" last night..I can still smell it

by Tberry146 June 30, 2021

spermy reaction

The sudden response a person exhibits when tasting someone's spunk.

Duder 1: "Ha Ha got this funny story to tell you. So my girl was giving me head the other day and once I spurt in her mouth she pulled away, spit it out and said 'No BUENO!!!'."

Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."

by westfalia December 20, 2010

spermy

To be covered in or to possess the characteristics of sperm.

1. That guy just shot his load... hes all spermy.

2. That guy/girl can't dance... she dances very spermy.

by 321steady December 8, 2007