SCEMOSEXUAL

being bisexual, scene and emo all at the same time.

oh my god look at all the scemosexuals.
like me

by tribilliee January 2, 2008

Act a sherm

When a person is completely and utterly socially awkward. For example, they seem to say nothing when something should be said and as a result can come off creepy. Or, they say the completely wrong thing. This person will often act like they absolutely hate what they are doing and cannot wait until it's over.

For example, if a rookie messes up on something they've never done before and the response by one to act a sherm is "that was terrible."

Girl: hi!
Guy 1: ...(stares)
Guy2: don't act a sherm, bro. Say something.

Can also be used: actin a sherm.

John: did you see that new IT guy?
Gregg: yea. He was all actin a sherm, bro.

by I'm the guy November 9, 2009

sermonate

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009

Sherm permer

Someone who does something extremely out of the ordinary and really random. More often then not it's really out of hand and really rediculous.

Guy 1: WHAT! look how many guys he just killed in a row
Guy 2: He's a god!!

Guy 3: No he's a sherm permer!

by Da Jearler June 2, 2010

scurmudgeon

The greasy, sometimes salty mixture of sweat, dead skin, hair, died urine or smegma, dingleberries, and motor oil that accumulates under the clothing of someone who hasn't showered in several weeks. The color varies from pale yellow to a yellowish-brown and had an odor reminiscent of deep fryer grease, gasoline, and taco seasoning.

Not to be confused with curmudgeon.

"Dude, will you please take a fucking bath? I can smell your scurmudgeon from like 20 feet away."

"I'm not letting you ride in my truck until you wash all that scurmudgeon off your fat ass."

by com4tablyxnumb August 18, 2013

Scrempt

Past tense of to scream.

"Chevonne went on the Scream Machine and she didn't scrempt once!"

"I scrempt so hard when I saw that Bernie meme"

by Ellebeeque February 20, 2021

sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023