stutterfucked

The sensation of hearing your wife tell you she's pregnant when it wasn't planned.

Husband: That football game was great!
Wife: Guess what? I'm pregnant.
Husband: *Silence
Wife: *Silence
Husband: I'm stutterfucked.

by twobutts October 22, 2010

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Sudden digital camera jam. Happens more often in older models.

'Hold that smile! I just got a shutterfuck.'

by urbaneskimo August 16, 2008

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shitterfuck!

A derogatory word for someone who didn't flush.

"You didn't flush you shitterfuck!"

by CarpetFucker October 27, 2013

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Something that occurs that is so completely beyond rational thought, that all the fucks you and your best friend have ever had and ever will have explode in your jeans in that moment. Thus, spraying everyone around and destroying the day.

My sister's girlfriends dog shit in my mouth when I fucked her in the ass. It was a skutterfuck!

by Gingergurl911 October 1, 2019

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1. When your in a vocal conflict: argument; debate; rap battle; whathavzya, and your opponent starts making up their own interjections, or, their onomatopoeia is on the caveman scale, "Uh, guh, um, gudur..." then, that person is stu-tter-fucked, boiiiii!

2. Gonzos f'n wasted, to the point that nobody can understand the words coming out of your mouth; only nonsensical onomatopoeia or just simple sounds make up the majority of your vocabulary.

When that boy saw dat ass, he stood their with his knees locked, his eyes like saucers and his mouth completely agape, going, "duuuuuh...". Hahaha... he's completely stutterfucked over dat poundmound!

by DuhGlitch May 8, 2022

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