scaramucci

the fluids or solids resulting from one's inability to control bowel movements; stool (feces) which has leaked unexpectedly from the rectum. Scaramucci can range from being an accidental or occasional leakage of stool while passing gas, to a full-blown loss of bowel control.

Scott was upset by the decision, that it literally dislodged the scaramucci from him while we were all sitting in the conference room.

I thought it was a fart, but it was a scaramucci.

by Fred Ghurkin July 23, 2017

Scaramuccied

Fired before you are hired.
Or rather, finishing something before really getting started, i.e. work, new project, marriage or something of significance. But fired before hired sounds better.
(Past Participle - Scaramuccied)
(Verb - Scaramucci)

Paul: Is Anthony starting work today?
Donald: I scaramuccied his ass.
Paul: Oh shit!
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CNN: In todays news, Anthony Scaramucci became the first person to be Scaramuccied.
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Verb: Scaramucci
Friend: You better take care of your wife on your wedding nigt, else she is gonna scarmucci you, son!

by N@kedape August 17, 2017

pull a scaramucci

(Phrase). To be fired within one's first ten days at a new job due to gross incompetence.

If you {pull a scaramucci} it is generally considered to be a great embarrassment.

by Joe Bethersonton December 10, 2017

Scaramucci Number

A palindrome number that is divisible by 11, such as 121, 1331, and 123,456,787,654,321—a "mirror number" that is a multiple of 11.

Anthony worked at the White House for almost a Scaramucci number of hours, before he's fired.

by MathPlus August 6, 2017

Scaramucci

common misspelling for scaramouche

i forgot what comes next

a: have you seen scaramucci?
b: scara who now?
a: the guy from genshin!
b: oh you meant scaramouche?
a: ...yes.

by chrïstïne June 21, 2021

Scatamouche

An exclamation used to express one's desire for the temporary or permanent removal of another person or object.

The slimes keep chasing me! Scatamouche! Scatamouche!

by StrikerDeer May 10, 2023

scaramucci

a lying, paranoid, tweaking cocaine addict; a "coke fiend."

That scaramucci is tweaking something fierce.

by Lissehteleindil July 27, 2017