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Scalper

An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.
Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper.
David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.
by JFK Shot First June 10, 2017
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sarpolus

It’s a Greek name. After hours of searching I managed to find that it simply means “talks a lot”. But quite possibly it could mean more, or whatever the beholder of the name wishes it to be.
He’s totally a Sarpolus of a man
by hippityhoppityoffmyproperty February 14, 2020
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Scamp Champ

An attractive female who pity fucks men less desirable than herself in order to boost her extremely fragile self worth.
I'll tell ya kid, talk about a scamp champ. your Mother is a real semen demon, mnnhmm, glazed and steamin. Is her name really Theresa?
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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Scalper

I just want to get a 3080 for MSRP, not 3x the price like what the scalpers want.
by TheTank18 September 18, 2020
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scarpia

The attempt to undermine the happiness of another due to intense envy or jealousy. Adjective: scarpic
The more successful he became the more his rival's scarpia drove them to try and sully his reputation with character assination and malicious gossip.
by Vergelimbo September 3, 2006
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scaped

When someone gets fired from a basic minimum wage job that requires minimal/no skill.
Dude, did you hear Aaron got scaped? He was a fucking dishie, don't know how he managed that.
by officer erratic May 16, 2021
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scapegoat

(n.) A scapegoat is an event person or object that is used to lay the blame on for all that goes wrong, regardless of the contributions of others. This will usually carry on until the scapegoat has gone, or has managed to successfully defend itself against the arguements presented to it.

The word comes from Judaism. During mass reconciliation the rabbi would bring a goat to the alter. The sins of the people would be absorbed into the goat, and it would then be killed, its' blood staining the alter until cleansed. This is what Jesus Christ reflected in his crucifixion, being a scapegoat.


(v.) to make the scapegoat
I will not be made a scapegoat.


To be a scapegoat is to take heat.


Scapegoat was often burned, but sometimes the poor stole it and ate it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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