scaron

A person usually male with a head shaped like a turnip, generally caused by a lot of preasure when the person was pushed through the birth canal of their deformed parent

That guy has a scaron

by Bend it like me April 25, 2006

One secaroni

Cooler, funner way to say one second

Ill be back in one secaroni

by N.Zoobear July 4, 2016

scaroling

The act of caroling by people who cannot sing often resulting in spreading laughter through embarrassment rather than holiday cheer via song. i.e. scary caroling

Melissa was the highlight of scaroling last night; she sounds like a dying cat!

by vtflutterbye December 20, 2010

Scarenigga

A model KKK dummy, used to deter black people from trespassing on white man's property

Chaz: I bought myself this scarenigga
Faz: Wot does it do?
Chaz: It's like a scarecrow but it's a scarenigga....do u kno wot it does? It scares niggas

by Psalms May 2, 2008

saronic

When someone uses a term that is both sarcastic and ironic.

"Saronic - the Urban Dictionary really is the greatest source of literal definition out there!"

by Saturn BD March 12, 2017

SCRONIC

a slang term for one who uses the wrong word to describe something

an example of a scronic:

the air commissioning is not working in here. it is too hot.

by Jessicalynee September 7, 2007

Scarponi

A NJ State Licensed Practitioner of Mortuary Science, that can't conduct a funerl "RIGHT" if his life depended on it.

Glen can't talk to a family w/o saying I am a Licensed Practitioner of Mortuatry Science.

by Cornellia January 31, 2003