A firm slap on the ass from one man to another. Originates in the 2008 electoral season, where Joe Biden is shown with his hand seemingly on Barack Obama's ass in a number of campaign advertisements.
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A pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. Most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. A guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a Stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. If you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.
No example does him justice.
He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.
Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.
Beware, for he is watching.
Stanton.
He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.
Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.
Beware, for he is watching.
Stanton.
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Teachers use Scantrons so they would not have to hand-grade their students' tests.
Also, they are laid out such that test takers can cheat off others with very little effort.
The reason for this is because Scantrons are divided into sections of about 10 entries each. The entries have fill-in "bubbles" which are wide and generously spaced apart. Therefore, cheaters can get several answers by taking one slight glimpse of another person's Scantron -at any angle.
Tip: The best view is from the bottom. Another words, the Scantron of the person sitting in front of you(the answers show up very clear this way). When you get sight of it, count to yourself, 1,4,3,2,2,1,5,4,4,2,4,3,1, etc
Teachers use Scantrons so they would not have to hand-grade their students' tests.
Also, they are laid out such that test takers can cheat off others with very little effort.
The reason for this is because Scantrons are divided into sections of about 10 entries each. The entries have fill-in "bubbles" which are wide and generously spaced apart. Therefore, cheaters can get several answers by taking one slight glimpse of another person's Scantron -at any angle.
Tip: The best view is from the bottom. Another words, the Scantron of the person sitting in front of you(the answers show up very clear this way). When you get sight of it, count to yourself, 1,4,3,2,2,1,5,4,4,2,4,3,1, etc
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“Dammit, Dwight, I just want to finish my ham and cheese sandwich and surprise Pam with The Scranton Strangler! 🤷🏻
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Get the a on the scantron mug.In the coal region of northeastern Pennsylvania, many home owners have a habit of creating a "showcase" room. It contains the finest and most expensive furniture in the home. This room is completely off limits with the rare exception of entertaining guests on very special occasions.
Scranton Rooms are meant to confuse company. They feel that one neat and finely furnished room will make up for the rest of their home being kept in total disarray. They also hope this one room will make others think they are more successful or refined than they actually are.
Scranton rooms are very similar to Italian rooms, but not limited to a particular ethnic background. Perhaps the large amount of Italian immigrants in the Scranton, Pennsylvania area helped make this a trend popular throughout the area.
Scranton Rooms are meant to confuse company. They feel that one neat and finely furnished room will make up for the rest of their home being kept in total disarray. They also hope this one room will make others think they are more successful or refined than they actually are.
Scranton rooms are very similar to Italian rooms, but not limited to a particular ethnic background. Perhaps the large amount of Italian immigrants in the Scranton, Pennsylvania area helped make this a trend popular throughout the area.
Toddler: "Mommy, mommy! My ball just rolled into the other room!"
Mother: "Just leave it there! You KNOW you are never allowed in the Scranton room!"
When father's boss from the coal mine came to dinner, we entertained him in our Scranton room.
Mother: "Just leave it there! You KNOW you are never allowed in the Scranton room!"
When father's boss from the coal mine came to dinner, we entertained him in our Scranton room.
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