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Shammin' and Scammin'

US Army terminology utilized to describe a person or people who ditch work/responsibility in favor of taking a nap and then planning some type of criminal behavior thereafter. Akin to the phraseology "Chillin' like a Villain."
Soldier #1: Hey, have you seen Private Snuffy?

Soldier #2: Nah, dude, I think he went to take a nap. He said something about a plan to steal MRE's out of the supply room and sell them on Ebay.

Soldier #1: Ah, so he is Shammin' and Scammin'?

Soldier #2: Yep.
by The Preggerses February 12, 2012
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Man Scaping

For a guy to trim his pubic hair or to style it fashionably.
Bob spent several hours in the bathroom Man Scaping so that he was ready for his big date.

'Hey dude we still hitting the clubs on Saturday night?'
'Yeah but i gotta man scape abit first, it's like a jungle down there!'
by OaksUleh July 29, 2009
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scalping

Reselling tickets for a profit. When done on an individual level, this is often considered illegal, but when it's a company catering to rich people, somehow that makes it o.k. for them to buy up all the tickets and then scalp them. Here is how a ticket company delicately explains what they do:
"The box office is the original source for tickets. Tickets out of the box office are sold at “face value”. If available, tickets out of the box office are generally less expensive, but the seat selection may be severely limited. If you are unable to obtain the tickets you want through the box office, and you are willing to pay above the face value for tickets, we can help you get the seats you are looking for.
Many people use our services because the official box office no longer has the type of seats they want.
It is important for the customer to understand that we are an independent agency that buys and resells event tickets on the secondary market. We apply a service charge to each ticket that we sell, so the price printed on the ticket will generally not be our selling price. Since our tickets are sold on the secondary market, our prices are determined by the "market value", which is based on supply and demand. The “market value” can be substantially higher than the “face value” of the ticket. Please remember that in most cases we have to pay quite a bit over the "face value" for the tickets that we offer for sale."
That damn ticket broker bought up all the tickets and now they're scalping them at triple face value, but my homie got his ass busted just because he had an extra ticket and tried to recoup what he paid for it. Why is it that when the broker does it, it's legal? That's some shit.
by JonnyR July 14, 2006
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shift scalping

To take a prime work shift and then sell it to another worker, thus earning income without having to work.
Jon-Mark: I picked up 7-10 phones shift everyday for the entire week, and then sold them to Zeina for $3 an hour. I made money without showing up to work by shift scalping!
by dhe@fas February 9, 2009
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mushroom stamping

The act of pressing the head of ones penis into another persons forehead or other facial area.
As soon as Ben passed out, Jer proceeded to mushroom stamp him to no avail.
by Snapdragon August 8, 2003
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Scapino

Can have multiple meanings. Used used as a replacement for "who cares" or "whatever", or "it's all good". Has evolved to also mean "woah, check out that hot chick right there" and as an exclamation of pain or frustration.

Derived by high school students after seeing the worst play ever for extra credit called "Scapino", and was originally used afterwards to elicit laughter by bringing up the play as a reminder of a pointless and utterly wasted night.
"dude, I just failed my exam."
"hey man, scapino."
"you're right."

"woahh check out the scapino over there"
"damnnn she fineee"
by scapino91 January 22, 2011
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That's campin'

A phrase used as an excuse for acting like a jackass while drunk and camping. Can also be used in any other camping situation.
Person 1: Wow, person 2, remember last night when you shotgunned those 5 beers in a row, fell down on your face and slept in the forest during a thunderstorm?

Person 2: Not really, but that's campin'
by numbafowabobbyowa July 2, 2011
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