Erm... what the scallop!! ;-; 

a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.

usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)

*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

Erm... what the scallop!! ;-; by ImNotFunnySrryBoutThat October 14, 2023

erm... what the scallop 

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness

person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;

erm... what the scallop by ilovesakura September 6, 2023

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

slapping the scallop by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

reverse scallop 

When your girlfriend reaches from behind you and cups your balls

Cooking dinner tonight my lady gave me the ol’ reverse scallop.

reverse scallop by ÆDRIAN May 12, 2023

errmm.. what the scallop? 

A saying when you hear something very unfunny and offensive, or when your just confused maybe when you just want to shout out something random for no reason, other than showing your discomfort. This sentence is often used in cat videos on tiktok, especially with the other sentence "masala brother, he will be grounded into a fine dust, a fibrous powder"

Person 1: Shes such a b word!
Person 2: errmm.. what the scallop?

errmm.. what the scallop? by Sereenejuice September 2, 2023

trouser scallop 

Colloquial term for a vagina; the female counterpart of male anatomicals terms such as "trouser snake."

Those skinny jeans really emphasized her trouser scallop.

trouser scallop by ladyparts January 17, 2012

popped a scallop 

Surprise and rapid protrusion of a testicle from tight underwear or pants, most likely from casual and open-legged sitting positions.

With those tight shorts he inevitably popped a scallop.

popped a scallop by Swag78 January 8, 2019