Anal Scaffolding

Noun: framework used in anal sex orgies and other asshole shenanigans

Hey check out the anal scaffolding Jimmy put up for the party tonight. It looks rad.

by Cheechstarr April 22, 2019

Scaffoldologist

A person to assemble the scaffolding for elevated construction.

On the resume, scaffoldologist sounds more professional than a carpenter's helper.

by anonymous July 7, 2022

disassemble scaffolding

When something annoys you, it disassembles your scaffolding. If your scaffolding has been disassembled, it can mean you're in a bad mood.

Do you know what really disassembles my scaffolding? Pigeons. They disassemble scaffolding for a lot of people, I know, but they truly disassemble mine. Fucking pigeons!

by This_Is_Not_A_Name August 9, 2012

put the scaffolding up

when you're chatting up a sort in preparation of dropping game on her

yeah mate I'm about to put the scaffolding up now

by lewis sexy boy November 25, 2016