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Social Media Sabotage

The publication of uneditable, unsubstantiated mis-information by highly irresponsible social media influencers and chaos-fueled alternative media outlets.
Hey, I just read a blog that said the whole city of Miami has been over-run by COVID-19 ZOMBIE CORPSES. I sent it to all of my Farcebook, Instacrap and Snatchchat friends...
There should be severe penalties for Social Media Sabotage that further threaten the security of our friends, family and nation. With any luck one of those zombies will chew off your texting-fingers...stupid ass wipe.
by YAWA March 22, 2020
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Condom Sabotage

The act of intentionally tampering with a condom in order to negate its contraceptive properties. It is usually done in 2 different ways.

1) Using a pin to create a tiny, invisible hole in the surface of the condom, often through the wrapper. This allows the passage of semen at the point of male orgasm.

2) Snipping off the tip of the condom with scissors. When a johnny is pulled onto an erect penis, it allows the head of the penis to slide through, allowing some bareback sensation.
1) David sabotaged his condoms with a pin in a furtive attempt to get his girlfriend pregnant.

2) Stephanie had no idea Jamal had engaged in some condom sabotage behind her back. In the dim light she could see some rubber around his dick and was satisfied. She lay back, ready to take him inside her, unaware that the head of his penis was sticking out of the polo neck of prophylactic. He planned to enjoy her naked pussy, ejaculating inside her before it was too late.
by Stephrawr December 28, 2011
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Jukebox Sabotage

Jukebox sabotage is a form of implanting one's own music into another person's mind by singing or whistling a tune around that person. If successful, that person will then begin whistling or singing your song minutes later.
I whistled "Mary had a little lamb" around my friend Matt one afternoon and then 5 minutes later I heard him whistling it down the hall. That is a textbook Jukebox Sabotage maneuver.
by Christopher G. November 23, 2005
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sabotage

I Can't Stand It I Know You Planned It
But I'm Gonna Set It Straight, This Watergate
I Can't Stand Rocking When I'm In Here
Because Your Crystal Ball Ain't So Crystal Clear
So While You Sit Back And Wonder Why
I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side
Oh My God, It's A Mirage
I'm Tellin' Y'all It's Sabotage

Su,Su,Su, So Listen Up 'Cause You Can't Say Nothin'
You'll Shut Me Down With A Push Of Your Button
But I'm Out And I'm Gone
I'll Tell You Now I Keep It On And On

"Cause What You See You Might Not Get
And We Can Bet So Don't You Get Souped Yet
You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage
I'm Trying To Tell You Now It's Sabotage
Why; Our Backs Are Now Against The Wall
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage

I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It
But I'm Gonna Set It Straight This Watergate
I Can't Stand Rockin' When I'm In This Place
Because I Feel Disgrace Because You're All In My Face
But Make No Mistakes And Switch Up My Channel
I'm Buddy Rich When I Fly Off The Handle
What Could It Be, It's A Mirage
You're Scheming On A Thing; That's Sabotage
by Hong Kong Phooey December 28, 2005
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Scrotage

The crease formed between the testicles when they are pushed together.
While many many men admire great cleavage, very few admire great scrotage.
by Snugglecow April 8, 2009
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Scabage

The gunk that collects at the bottom of a refrigerator after years of not cleaning it.

Any gunk that you can't really describe and you don't know what was used to make it or where it came from.

The remnants of lint from underwear in your butt crack.
I have to go clean the scabage out of my refrigerator.

I have to remove the scabage from between my toes.

What is that scabage hanging from your nose!

Ever seen scabage like this?
by Loui2012 April 10, 2012
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Scabbage patch

Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch
by Petrified slug August 31, 2019
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