scabies wagon

A form of locomotion riddled with unemployed degenerates.

I saw a scabies wagon at the gas station and told them to go get a job!

by Theliberalredneck January 4, 2018

Raver Scabies

Stray bits of glitter one picks up when near, or occupying a space formerly inhabited by a raver.

Must of been some Etards at Denny's last night. When I got home I had the worst case of Raver Scabies

by Daeth Rayne January 29, 2004

Couch Scabies

A non-harmful sexually transmitted disease obtained from having sex with your couch, in which things inside your couch become stuck to the end of a mans penis.

dude, my sofa gave me couch scabies

by JoJo hodges January 30, 2008

scrub scabies

You've heard of badge bunnies... But what are people who chase nurses, cna's, etc? You got it. Scrub scabies. Because we wear scrubs and they're hard to get rid of, like scabies.

My coworker: "People I match with on dating apps always comment on how hot it is that I'm a nurse."
Me: "What's up with all the scrub scabies?"

by Your_favorite_steph June 26, 2021

Sunday Scaries

The feeling you have after a long week of work followed by a Saturday full of binge drinking, when Sunday hits you question your entire existence. Typically characterized by laying in bed all day and both regretting past decisions and questioning your seemingly non-existent future. Thoughts like "I"m going to die alone" and "Will I ever get a job that I actually enjoy?" consume you for the entire day while you're battling a hangover.

Wow I haven't seen Chad all day! He must have a bad case of the Sunday Scaries

by swaggerkitten101 February 12, 2017

Sunday scaries

The feeling of dread knowing that Monday is going to be rough.

I'm suffering from Sunday scaries!

by Mr. Robotron April 2, 2019

the scaries

The specific type of hangover filled with doubt, regret, the shakes, and an overall feeling of self disgust. The scaries happen ordinarily the morning a day drinking blackout.

"Bro, I don't know what happened all I did was drink a bottle of vodka then everything went all black eyed peas. I hope I didn't do done something stupid. I think I have the scaries..."

by Tommy T 85 September 1, 2013