A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021
Get the Suckass Samsonite mug.Samson is the best person you’ll ever meet. If you ever me a Samson, do not let him go. Samson warms your heart when you see him, and you ate for him when he’s away. When you walk away from Samson you can’t help but thinking that you wish that you could turn back and kiss him. Samson is one of the best people that you will ever me, and that is why I recommend that you always stay alert for Samson. Because he will change your life forever.
Sister: Where is Samson?
Brother: He went to California for a week.
Sister: WHAT!!! But I miss him so much.
Brother: He went to California for a week.
Sister: WHAT!!! But I miss him so much.
by Maddie&Samson March 14, 2019
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The Dark Lord of Mordor. Forged the Ruling Ring... the Master Ring... the One Ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!
by Tom January 15, 2004
Get the Sauron mug.Derived from the Latin word saur- meaning red and -on meaning eyes. Most commonly diagnosed in immortal beings in their menacing tower phase of life, this affliction ones eyes to become extremely red.
Hey, Frodo, what's up with Sauron today?
-Oh man, he's suffering from an affliction of the most curious and serendipitous sorts.
By golly Frodo! You don't think...
-Yes me boy, it seems he has a a case of sauron syndrome!
OH SNAP!
-Oh man, he's suffering from an affliction of the most curious and serendipitous sorts.
By golly Frodo! You don't think...
-Yes me boy, it seems he has a a case of sauron syndrome!
OH SNAP!
by Bilbo Bag-JESUS A LION GET IN July 20, 2009
Get the sauron syndrome mug.smeagol got some crack from sauron, and ever since bilbo baggins smoked it all, has been in a state of withdrawl.
by snorg whore February 27, 2010
Get the sauron mug.The greatest servant of Morgoth, a creation of Aulë, he went over to the darkness, and was corrupted. in the third age he became the Dark lord of Mordor, otherwise known as the Necromancer, and was destroyed when his ring was cast into mount doom. Is to be revived in the battle of Dagor Dagorath.
Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor, once known as Gorthaur the Cruel, taints the land with misery and woe.
by The Noid December 27, 2007
Get the Sauron mug.Sausome is derived from the words Saucy and Awesome. When combined you get Sausome. It means something is beyond Awesome. If you are sausome - you are rocking the party.
by CMO_HB January 15, 2009
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