Sasquatch

When you take a shit and shave your balls then leave it for your friend to find it.

“Can I use the bathroom?”

“Yeah , Sorry about the Sasquatch”- Matty

by Damusiczar January 14, 2021

Sasquatch

A crabby old homeless woman who lives in Chicago and main food is berries. Its main hobbies include burning down apartments and making sure that other sasquatches don't steal her berries.

"Dude did you see the sasquatch with all those berries?"
"yeah she burnt down my home"

by Yetiman October 23, 2007

sasquatch

A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)

John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.

by Albert February 14, 2004

Sasquatch

A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.

"Damn! Lisa's is one smelly sasquatch."

by Paul January 11, 2004

Sasquatch

An individual that has the ability to consume enormous amounts of drugs and still function as a normal human being.

James:Mom is Snoop Dogg a sasquatch?
Mom: most probably, why?
James:well fuck, I wanna be a sasquatch when I grow up.

by Tank.com October 4, 2018

sasquatch

introverted bear; a hirsute homosexual male who normally would be identified as "bear" but doesn't go out socially enough to be identified as such.

Jack considered going to International Bear Rendezvous Weekend in San Francisco, but being a Sasquatch, he decided to stay home and crochet.

by neargoodness July 26, 2016

Sasquatching

Receiving a hand job from Sasquatch in a cave while being hung. This should be done by Sasquatch's feet.

Originally from "The Nerdist" with Chris Hardwick.

Chris and Jonah are hiding from the zombie apocalypse in the wintery north Sasquatching together.

by SFJ-Man October 31, 2011