Samoan Splash

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

by Cookees February 10, 2020

Samora

A person who exemplifies strong dependable qualities, and who is an extremely smart, loyal, interesting, and caring person. Often shy to strangers but extremely talkative to friends, and keeps only a few close ones. This person loves helping others and putting others before themselves. They are also prone to lots of embarrassing and regrettable stories, but a day with them is never boring and they will always enjoy your presence. A great friend to acquire in your life.

Person 1:"Oh that girl never talks, she must be shy."
Person 2: "No I've seen her talk lots... I guess it's only around friends. She must be a Samora."
Person 1: "Yeah, that makes sense. Plus she's in my math class and is super smart."

by tapcs August 15, 2017

Samone

Samone is gorgeous. Your morning will not be complete until you see her smile. She's nice and hilarious and really smart, and enjoys card games. She has lots of charisma and is the most important person in the room.

Samone is so much more than any someone. I love her so much!

by idkpao May 26, 2016

Salmon Bowl Eve

A comment written on videos where tik tok user Emily Mariko is preparing a dish using salmon and rice, denoting that she will be making her signature salmon bowl the next day.

Omg you know what that means, it's Salmon Bowl Eve 🧊 🍣🍚

by Somatic Love June 2, 2022

samophlange

Origin: In the mid 90s, a set of outtakes from the voiceover recording sessions of the popular 80s cartoon Thundercats appeared on the Internet.

Among the very humorous moments in the outtakes is one where the voice actor for Panthro, (the, uh, "soulful" Thundercat) says the following line, "And keep your foot off that blasted Samophlange!" followed quickly by the outtake, "What the F*ck is a Samophlange?!"

Since then, Samophlange has come to be defined as any piece of sensitive technical equipment that may or may not actually exist.

While it is sometimes used in exasperation when a technical glitch can't be explained even by experts, it is more likely to be used as a geeky inside joke at the expense of a newbie, of the same ilk as the ID10T or PEBKAC "errors."

But however you use it, just don't step on it.

<Computer Newbie> "I think my CD-ROM is dead..."

<Smarmy Geek> *sigh* "I sure hope you didn't touch the Samophlange or something.."

by nutman May 4, 2005

Samone

samone is one of those girls who just always has something funny or insightful to add to a conversation. Her laugh is infectious and her smile could melt the grinch's heart. She's smart and kind and has a particular affinity for card games. She's able to make friends with seemingly anyone and yet refuses to accept a compliment, even though her face is gorgeous. She always has a book handy and can do a fantastic batman impression.

Samone is beyond words

by idkpao May 27, 2016

Sloppy Salmon

An upward motion of the hand in between the legs of an unsuspecting party. The motion begins at the knees and moves upward 3-6 inches, as to not touch the party's genitalia - but so as to solicit a shock or surprise. The upward hand motion also includes, a side to side flapping as to emulate the motion of a salmon's tail in the water.

Brenda sloppy salmoned Mike to humiliate him and emasculate him at the party.

by El ChaCha January 17, 2012