Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise 

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.

This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.

Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise by Bob statutory January 20, 2021

Rusty Sandusky

Receiving a unwanted forced blow job from an older man while on the toilet taking a shit

I was trying to take a dump when your grandpa came in and tried to hit me with a rusty Sandusky.

Rusty Sandusky by Chilliams January 2, 2012

Reverse Sandusky 

The act of a grown man being raped violently in a male locker room by a 10-year-old boy.

Corey:"That game was fucking awful, the only thing that could make life worse would be if I got Sandusky'd right now."

Jon: "True, the game was horrible and being Sandusky'd would suck but don't overlook if you got Reverse Sandusky'd; that'd be way worse."

Reverse Sandusky by DeCarl December 6, 2011

Sandusky Dirt Cycle 

(adj.) A process that begins with the courting of one or many young nubile boys for shower sex. This is most often performed against the will of the children. The next step is federal incarceration in which the act is reversed on the original perpetrator. Thus completing the cycle.

I cant wait for Jerry to experience the Sandusky Dirt Cycle.

Sandusky Dirt Cycle by davakon November 15, 2011

Sandusky'd 

The act of being forcefully anally penetrated against your will (either hypothetically or physically) named after once-legendary Penn State Coach Jerry Sandusky.

Eric: Yo man how about that most recent English paper?

Me: Yeah bro, it really Sandusky'd me.

Sandusky'd by osu5152 November 8, 2011

Sandusky Soft-Serve 

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, this act involves depositing fecal matter on another human being. The direct act of San Dusky Soft Serve is as follows: You want to break up with somebody, you wait till they're asleep. Then, you open their mouth and take a nice ice cream soft serve type shit right in it. Punch them in the head to wake them up then flee the scene.

Jimmy hated Miss.Bojingles, so he decided to leave her with a Sandusky Soft-Serve as a parting gift.

Sandusky Soft-Serve by Willsyss October 13, 2006

Sandusky'd 

(Verb)To be forced to give and/or receive anal/oral intercourse as a male prepubescent child or adolescent teen by a male high-profile individual who is significantly older.

(Adj.) To be associated with forcible giving and/or receiving of anal/oral intercourse as a male prepubescent child or adolescent teen by a male high-profile individual who is significantly older.

Additionally, one who is seen openly with said high-profile individual, and who's joint activities include (but are not limited to):

Sleepovers

Showers

Church

Public Sporting Events

High-School visits

Frequent Gifts on the part of the male high-profile individual as a form of bribery to keep silent about the nature of the relationship

"Those kids just got Sandusky'd."

"This job has such great pay and benefits, but I am under so much constant pressure I feel as though I am being Sandusky'd."

"My father's friend is a great guy, but when I was young I felt that if I got too close to him I would be in danger of getting Sandusky'd."

Sandusky'd by FlyinRyan909 November 12, 2011