sandwich

Another term for marijuana, in reference to the tv show "How I Met Your Mother"

Me: put out your sandwich, the Dean's coming.

You: Dude, this sandwich is too big for me.

by lilie_69 February 07, 2012

sandwich

what you tell your woman to make for you if you dont wanna take her shit.

Jen: john, go walk my chihuahua. here's the poopie bag. it might be a little runny because he accidentally ate some of your pizza yesterday. HEY! are you listening to me??

John: *pimp slap* BITCH, go make me a sandwich!

by make me a fuckin sandwich, jen January 15, 2010

sandwiched

A state of intoxication, usually brought on by the use of multiple types of illicit drugs, wherein one feels stuck between an overwhelming state of sillyness and euphoria.

Also characterized by the inability to define ones current state by any word other than sandwiched.

1. "holy crap im sandwiched right now."

2. "last night kelsi and i got sandwiched!"

by JensAroo January 13, 2011

The Sandwich

An entertaining sexual maneuver: After Missionary Intercourse the male ejaculates upon the female's stomach. As the male recovers, the female will knock out his arms out from under him, collapsing him onto his own seed. Thus Sandwiching the seed between the two participants.

"Dude, last night I got The Sandwich from Cassie, and I had just showered!"

by Kyattsu January 26, 2008

Sandwich

Two slices of bread with awesome in-between. Butter optional. Cheese, not optional

Sandwich Bread tastes exponentially better with Bacon in between.

by M4chin3 October 30, 2011

Sandwich

Sexual intercourse
(In general, though commonly referring to a threesome)

1: How do you like your sandwiches? While standing...sitting?
2: I prefer to have my sandwiches in bed, or in public. Depends on my mood.

by LB Theatre November 26, 2008

Sandwich

Favorite of The Great Bains. One side rye, one side white, corned beef in the middle. Oh yeah!

Bains, laying exhausted in his bed says, "Man, what a sweet sandwich!"

by die_tasse March 18, 2005