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panda sandwich 

a sangwich consisting oF sourdough bread, ground panda meat, lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, guava jelly, camel semen, bamboo, twat waffles, cooter juice, and a big fat juicy pickle.

goes good with a cum frap.
Allie:Welcome to Douchewaffle Hut. May i take your order?
Brett: Yes, I'd like a panda sandwich, no big fat juicy pickle, and a cum frap.
panda sandwich by anthony6969 July 15, 2006

hot pastrami sandwich 

a fucking delicious sandwich that will get you going weak in the knees and your stomach feeling plenty of butterflies. this sandwich is a perfect craft of bread and meat and can be eaten with many topics, but some say it's best plain. to eat this sandwich as a lukewarm or cold sandwich would be a sin. it must be a steaming 22 degrees celsius.
Person 1: "hey did you hear about that new hot pastrami sandwich?"
Person 2: "man that hot pastrami sandwich is too good, don't even mention it to me i'm starving."

Pants Sandwich 

When your head gets stuck between a man's balls and his grundle, and you have to walk around with him on top of you all day.
Hey, did you hear about bob? Some guy made him into a pants sandwich for the day, and he says he's been eatin' plenty to keep him alive. It seems they want a gay marriage.

O_O I think I'll just keep walking now, thank you!
Pants Sandwich by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Sausage Party Sandwich

When you go to a party full of ridiculously hung dudes who then procede to stack their units together like the game Jenga. Then add a nice piece of iceberg lettuce, vine rippened tomato, and a few slices of aged Vermount Cheddar. You have the option of having a SPS on whole wheat, rye, or white. It can also be served in panini form (see Peni Panini).
Ally said she was really hungry when she arrived to our party, but she then discovered there was only chips and dip, and four lokos. I told Roger to go into the kitchen and grab our extensive selection of bread and condiments so we could offer her a delicious sausage party sandwich.
Sausage Party Sandwich by PMOses November 12, 2010

Sour Patch Sandwich 

A delicious treat, made with two pieces of whole wheat bread, mayonnaise, and sour patch kids. To be enjoyed by drunk pledges across the country.
Yo bitch, I'm starving. Make me a sour patch sandwich.

Pastrami Sandwich 

When two people cuddle or spoon each other, often on a couch or bed.
“Hey Sarah, do you want to make a pastrami sandwich with me?”
Pastrami Sandwich by Soup1039 November 7, 2018