Sandpaper Grandma

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.

His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.

by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011

sandpaper glove

A hand job from a rough-handed female thus uncomfortably scraping your dong.

That bitch had rough hands felt like she was jerkin me with a sandpaper glove.

by Ronnie Ace August 4, 2012

Sandpaper Wank

An unpleasant/painful experience, which could be likened to masturbating with sandpaper.

"Wasteman! That exam was like a sandpaper wank"

by Eazy-JT January 20, 2010

sandpaper pussy

A pussy (vagina) that is very dry and rough like sandpaper. Even if you get it wet and juicy after a while, it still feel's like your having sex with sandpaper.

Yo dawg, my ex-girlfriend has sandpaper pussy. We fucked and it felt like I was having sex with sandpaper!

by Brian St. December 21, 2008

sandpaper pussy

a women's vagina that is rough, feeling much like sandpaper. It can be because of the women herself, or because of a long day at the beach. Both are uncomfortable and can ruin intercourse with a roughed up penis

My girlfriend just got back from the beach, but i coudn't fuck her with her sandpaper pussy.

by brente89 August 22, 2008

sandpaper pussy

A poorly maintained shaved cooter with razor stubble,ingrown hairs,and razor rash. The rough abrasive texture feels like a ScotchBrite pad or sandpaper. aka-cactus cunt

I reached my hand inside her panties and it felt like I was stroking a prickly pear.,She had a sandpaper pussy.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

sandpaper bath

when you wake up at 2am with your cat giving your forehead a bath.

I couldn't sleep last night. My cat woke me up with a sandpaper bath.

by chargerjim August 21, 2009