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San Antonio

A self abortion (S.A.)

Specifically, a self abortion administered via canned air and a plastic coat hanger. The canned air is extended into the uterus and expelled, freezing the embryo. Then the plastic coat hanger is use to scrape the frost and ice out.
Valerie got knocked up and didn't think her boyfriend was ready for that commitment, so she gave herself a San Antonio.
by ThemThis June 22, 2009
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San Antonio

Poor dunk city in Texas with poor dunk people living in it. City You Move To if You’re Trying To Downgrade 🤷 ♀️
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.

Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading???
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.

Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading into Mexico Part 1 and 2?
by Skatergirl201 December 2, 2021
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San Antonio

A central Texas city which is basically Mexico. City is basically divided by the Mexicans and White people. Usually the most areas of the city are majority Mexican. While the FAR north east is the home of the crackers. Most Mexicans in the city have a hatred or disliking towards whites seeing them as privileged or Scum of the earth. But the whites see the Mexicans as mindless immigrants. Overall it’s a nice city but with some political and racial conflict within it. Please note if you visit the city and you are white expect to be called “gringo”
Mexican person 1: Fuck Off Gringo not everyone is as privileged as you!
White person 2: Shut the fuck up you are probably an illegal alien taking jobs from Americans.

“San Antonio is a big city with big problems.”
by Beammeupmother233 November 27, 2022
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San Antonio

San Antonio is a central Texan city which is basically Mexico. This city is divided between Mexicans and whites both groups have some distaste for each other. Also lots of political conflict and debates about the subject. Most Mexicans view whites as racist xenophobic people who think they are superior and privileged, while whites think the Mexicans are dumb and are probably illegal aliens.
Mexican 1: Fuck off gringo not everyone is as privileged as you!
White 2: shut the fuck up you just crossed the REO GRANDEI RIVER, Wetback! ( the misspelling was intentional )

“San Antonio is a big city with equally big problems.”
by Beammeupmother233 November 27, 2022
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San Antonio

The home of some big ol’ women
Look at that big ol’ woman eating all those churros over there. She’s definitely from San Antonio
by buttfart22 April 19, 2023
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San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
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San Antonio Somersault

Sex position whereby receiving partner starts in head-tucked somersault position with inserting partner behind culminating with a push off into a full somersault after blown load.
"She's not a gymnast but her favorite position is the San Antonio Somersault."
by Hat and Spurs December 21, 2018
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