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sample abuser

Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.
Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.

Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
by boratfan1 October 18, 2010
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sampler

An electronic musical instrument that plays back and records sounds so that they can be played using a keyboard or a sequencer. Not to be confused with a synthesizer or ROMpler
A sampler is never going to sound as good as the real instrument.
by SynthBaron November 28, 2003
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Sample Fart

Is when you let go a sample of a fart to see if it smells bad before you let it all out...
I let go a sample fart in the elevator to see if i could let go the rest.
by hmlv October 24, 2009
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sample slut

somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample
Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....
by creaternity July 8, 2006
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free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.
If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.
by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009
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Barnyard Sampler

A Barnyard Sampler is an off-menu item at Wendy's similar to the McGangBang from McDonalds. It consists of a Chicken burger, either Spicy or Home-style, that you add the following to:
Bacon
Cheese (optional)
An Extra 4 oz Beef Patty.

Most Wendy's locations do not know it by name, and when you get to the beef patty they might ask you to clarify what you mean. Just persevere and burger heaven will be yours.
Customer: Hi, can I get a Barnyard Sampler combo with Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... What?
Customer: Spicy chicken combo, bacon, cheese, extra 4oz beef patty, Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... You want the 4oz patty on the side?
Customer: No. In the burger.
<Order Placed>
Burger Builder in the back: Uhh... Is this right?
Employee: Yeah.
by jmlsteele March 10, 2010
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Fruit sample

When in the act of getting titty fucked (preferably a woman) one sucks the banana (montrous cock) and switches to suck the melons (humongous tits) repeatedly. Obviously recieving a nutrious variety of fruit.
I asked the local nuns if they would like a fruit sample, they eagerly accepted.
by The Clown With No Penis April 7, 2010
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