sample whore

Noun-

One who takes advantage of free samples at any given opportunity, regardless of the sample's usefulness to them.

Verb-

The act of being a sample whore. Sample whoring.

The sample whore was hungry and broke, so he went to the grocery store to pick up a quick lunch from the sample carts.

Out of cologne and already tardy for his date, the sample whore decided to swing by Macy's to freshen up from the sample bottles they have there.

"That man's been in this store for about an hour, but his cart is practically empty. He must be sample whoring."

by Propaganda Panda March 30, 2008

freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.

Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?

by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021

Smoleman

The relationship between Doctor Who actors Matt Smith and Jenna Coleman and the act of shipping them together either platonically or romantically.

I ship Smoleman so hard.

by ohhmystarss February 2, 2015

Samoyed

The purest boys

Samoyeds are so fluffy! And look at that pure, lovable face!

by YoMommaFarted November 28, 2018

samoset middle school

the worst school ever ;a school over run by obnoxious kids and strict teachers, dont wear shorts or youll get suspended.

Chris: Let's go to samoset middle school.
Don: Do you wanna get suspended?

by dancerr November 5, 2011

Smolett

(verb) The act of crafting an elaborate lie or hoax in an effort to maintain a false narrative that supports one's supposed oppressed status and thereby secures social capital (i.e. sympathy, compensation, a social media following, ratings, etcetera) and/or denigrates one's supposed oppressor.

The boy who cried wolf smoletted one too many times, so the wolf ate him.

by Shinnannegans February 20, 2019

samolies

Dollars. Usually used when the amount is high.

"What'd you pay for those spinner wheels?"

"3,000 samolies each"

by brust September 3, 2008