Salvation Army

A "charity" who have been around for a long time and run stores. They burnt thousands, possibly millions, of Harry Potter toys because of "promoting witchcraft," ruining the christmas of many children. They also think that homosexuals are a disgrace. "The Salvation Army is a global organization dedicated to meeting human needs without discrimination in the name of Jesus Christ. " is a bullshit definition because they -DO- discriminate heavily.
The Salvation Army were meant to give those poor kids a christmas, but instead they lit a bonfire for the homeless.
by Fuck Sally. November 18, 2013
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SALVATION ARMY

A place where low income broke scum go to to get clothes
where poor little childern go to get their clothes cause mommy the bad whore and daddy the loser cant get a good job.
he used underwear from salvation army
his family was so broke as a child he had to go to salvation army thats where daddy took his poor fat little son cause the daddy was broke
by boogie February 23, 2005
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Salvation Army

Well meaning people who probably do more bad than good by telling people they need "saving" and there is something wrong with them when they are at their lowest eb.
The salvation army are well meaning but wrong.
by Brigante October 24, 2005
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Salvation Army Style

The sexual act involving a violent hand job followed by loose change being thrown at the individual for their services.
My wife and I did it Salvation Army Style last night. First she "rang my bells" then I threw loose change at her.
by jmac1010 December 08, 2016
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Salvation Army

A bunch of funny lookin people in suits throwing holy water at people to save them from satin
Friend: why are you wet

Me: the Salvation army

Friend: ok
by Michael put your shirt back on November 25, 2018
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