Sadgasm

Having the pleasure of an orgasm but incredibly and painfully sad.

When you're hitting her from behind and you about to bust a nut and she says "I'm pregnant." and when you nut you think about paying for child support so you begin to cry, thus a sadgasm

by iiGLAZIOii July 15, 2017

slapgasm

the sound a soda can makes when it is opened

this Mountain Dew made a glorious slapgasm!

by TheCoblin Freeman October 25, 2007

sadgasm

It is the really, really stupid pleasure of listening sad songs like the "The Promise" by Michael Nyman or "La valse d'Amélie" in piano version.

Friend 1: Hey Martin! stop listening those sad songs... Are you feeling depress?
Friend 2: No man... I just like the sadness
Friend 1: Oh, I see, it's like a sadgasm... right?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Okey... just don't kill your self

Friend 2: Don't worry man
Friend 1: (Shit!, I start feeling depressed)

by Superlucido December 30, 2016

sandgasm

when you’re so old that your nut and or breastmilk comes out as powder

i hooked up with this guy who was like 79 and he totally had a sandgasm.

by fjshsgwvdbcusjjqj November 17, 2018