salad fingers

One who embodies the definition of creepy; one who caresses things in a creepy manner.

P: i caressed it
L: you are such a salad fingers

by margerine January 1, 2007

salad fingers

a weird disturbed man that likes rust and spoons. Created by david firth, a cartoonist that does LSD. Weird fellow=weird cartoons.

I must find the perfect spoon.

by enter September 4, 2005

salad fingers

I heard its whut a guy saw when he was tripping on acid and turned it into a flash cartoon

salad fingers creeps me out

by Totototokok April 7, 2005

salad fingers

A demented man with the voice of an old woman who gains sexual pleasure from caressing spoons, preferably rusty. Salad fingers, in some unamaginably unamaginable way, is made of salad. He was created by a miserable lump of meaningless, waist of meat, named David Firth, who, without knowing, rules the Universe. He makes me happy. I eat asians. Goodbye you shit.

"I like rusty spoons!"

by Pisshead February 16, 2005

salad fingers

Salad fingers is a WOMAN. It took a few viewings but I am finally of this opinion due to a couple of pointers...

She has the voice of an old woman.
male dude falls in love with salad fingers
nettles make her lactate

by Bigoldhippy March 16, 2005

salad fingers

The description of someone's abnormally long fingers. Originating from an online cartoon with a creepy man with abnormally long fingers who thinks running his fingers along rusty spoons is orgasmic.

Related words: salad toes

That girl has some serious salad fingers, she can't even right-click!

by deek-you January 15, 2010

salad fingers

flash cartoon made by "dave firth".

Completely unneccesary and dighusting. i don't understand how people can actually find it humerous or entertaining. TASTELESS!

person 1: lets talk about salad fingers.

person 2: HOWS ABOOT WE DONT!! it is sickening!

by deanus March 9, 2005