Afro Samurai

A mostly silent black guy with a massive head of hair, on a vengance path who will hurt ANYONE in his way..anyone who isn't afraid of him that is...His best friend is an imaginary oppisite of himself. He is on nigga you don't wanna mess with...ever

Guy 1: Here he comes the Afro Samurai
Guy 2: Ha I can take him
*Afro walks in
Guy 2: Alright Bitch LETS GO
*Afro Punches Guy 2
*Guy 2 is dead
Afro: Shut Up

by K66 July 1, 2011

Samurai Jack

A rather decent show by Genndy Tartakovsky, which is played on Cartoon Network. It's about a samurai called Jack (called so by a group of ghetto-speaking thugs in the second episode), and how he is ripped into the future where the almighty being Aku (japanese literal meaning for "evil") rules all, including various locations in the heavens.

Yes, it is a type of rip on anime, and there was even a character on an episode that looked like Jigen from Lupin III. But with its cinematic soundtrack & other interesting things, you really could do worse. In fact, the purpose of this show is NOT to rip on anime! It's called APPRECIATION OF CULTURES! Unfortunately, people just don't get it. -_-'

"Aku is funny. I thought the funniest episode of the show was when he was trying to brainwash the children into disliking Jack, by reading them a bunch of fractured fairytales."
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

samurai showdown

a series of old school fighting games for the Neo-Geo. featured great graphics painted in what was for the time a very large and vivid pallette, and a wide range of basic and special moves for dozens of well illustrated characters, most of whom spoke whatever their native language would have been.

ie, a total classic.

"aight then, while we're waiting on that pizza, let's hit some samurai showdown !"

"sure thing man, but you're just too good with ukyo."

by frere ubu January 14, 2008

samurai jacked

getting pit-pocketed in japan

Yesterday I was samurai jacked by some moron in a jumpsuit.

by ninjymnast December 21, 2010

Seven Samurai

One of the greatest films ever made. Involved Seven Samurai defending a small Japanese village from a large group of bandits. Directed by Akira Kurosawa.

Stars Toshiro Mifune and Takeshi Shimura who have appeared in other great Kurosawa films such as Yojimbo and Ikiru.

Seven Samurai - A movie for true film fans, not ignorant LOTR fans who refuse to acknowledge other films because deep down they know there are much better films such as this one.

by BM December 8, 2004

Frustrated Samurai

Rough sex using kendo-style armour. Not enclosed to any position, it excepts all. Usually involves spanking, biting and using a kendo sword as a sex aid (this is encouraged, but not compulsory). The couple/threesome/orgy/etc, then commit group suicide in the classic samurai style of a knife to the lower abdomen, this is due to the fact the penis can not win the battle against the vast variety of sex toys available. It is one of the most popular forms of snuff.

"I'm sorry to announce we lost a dear friend last week, he went out with glory preforming the spectacular sexual move called the Frustrated Samurai, what a way to go!"

by Thesexpest69 July 11, 2016

word Samurai

A person who can be dangerously adept at outmaneuvering another with language.

We call her the word Samurai because she is solidly confident that if and when she chooses to, she would win when it comes to words.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019