Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

Shmerek

an annoying loser who searches his name to find deeper meanings. Things he is funny, how ever is far from it. A nick name for Derek.

"Shmerek you're not funny..."

by iamsoevilitsawesomemwahaha October 7, 2011

schmere

This word can be used in 3 different ways:
1)Can replace the work "Thingy"
2)Explaning the direction of something
3)Whatever

1) "Did you bring the...the schmere?"
2) "Yeah its over schmere..."
3) "Pffft! i don't know, schmere."

by Evan Chandler September 17, 2002

Shamere

Named 4 East Cleveland,Ohio a city/suburb outside of Cleveland and extension of Cleveland East side Ghetto.Shamere is created in combinaton Shaw & Windermere.Shaw is the name of the High School of East Cleveland & Windermere named for a RTA Rapid Station in East Cleveland which is known as Louis Stokes Station at Windermere.Henceforth Shamere.

Is you rolling up to Shamere no,But Tomorrow I will.

by Stormy216 September 17, 2013

shamerection

When one suffers a shameful erection.

Man, one guy one jar, one hella shamerection

by themachomanrandysavage June 24, 2010

schmere

slurred togetherness of "Come here" or "c'mere"

Schmere a minute!

by pseudonym April 4, 2004

shmere

It comes from the Chinese 'she-mar?' which means 'wot?'

1: Why don't you free Tibet?
2: She-mar?

by Yodad October 18, 2004