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academy of the sacred heart 

A unique and slightly spastic network of predominantly single sex schools run mostly by nuns.
Sacred heart girls are usually identified by socially unacceptable behavior in public, plaid skirts, an entire group speaking all at once, or loud squeals that cannot be understood by anyone who did not attend said school.
Contrary to popular belief, Sacred Heart Girls are not lesbians and tend to be a tad boy crazy once allowed in public.
Known for their messy hair, loud demeanors, and occasionally hairy legs.
Dude, those chicks from the Academy of the Sacred Heart know how to throw a party.
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Safe Day 

Noun.A day where a girl or women can magically not get impregnated when getting ejaculated in. Commonly used in Hentai Manga/Doujin and Eroge Visual Novels.
Senpai:"If your hips keep moving like that I-I'm gunna c-cum,Anko-chan!"
Anko:"I-its okay,senpai...Today is my Safe Day. You can cum inside me all you want."
Safe Day by Strawberrypantsu October 30, 2016

safe sax 

the art of practicing saxophone safely. when done correctly leads to no STDs (saxually transmitted diseases)
girl: wanna play some safe sax later today?
boy: oh hell yeah

girl: dont worry i dont have any stds
boy: good i wouldnt want to get sax hiv or sax herpes
safe sax by studcockbukkakesensei October 19, 2012
Wow you are f*cking beautiful! Is your name safae??
Safae by A happy nerdie girl February 23, 2017

Sacred Heart High School 

Dec 2017
Stituation,
It's with a wretched heart to report that Sacred Heart High School hasn't experienced any progress. Since your departure the athletic department introduced football. Once thought to add pride to the culture has only taken away from our reputation fueling the egos of many untalented “athletes”.
The administration's gone through many changes, now a board of senile people who seek to eliminate fun. Their financial activity has severely hurt both wallets of the parents and the well-being of the school. Tuition has increased with no signs of the money going to good use. The science wing received a high-tech refurbishment. However classes have only used the equipment to make paper boxes. The speech & debate room now has lights, seats, and a window so while walking to the caf you can see the lesbians sc*****ing each other on stage. This program lures ignorant 7th graders into submitting themselves into a life-long of sexual experimentation and identification issues.
To fortify our school a multi-thousand dollar key-card system on only 1 door. However, within 2 days of the installation it broke as students soon realized that by merely pulling on the door with the strength of a 7th grader you could enter the school. Our principal warned that this was trespassing. Do we feel safe now!
Nothing left to say except: sorry. We tried but all efforts were fruitless. Our beloved school has 5 years left at best. We hope that one day that will change.
-Friends
Guy #1: What do you call a small group of 50, maybe 60 people who all dress the same and follow the orders of f***in' crazy people?
Guy #2: Sacred Heart High School students?
Guy #1: I was thinking the Manson Family, but that works too.

The Sacred Six (Pt 3) 

The Act.
The Actor has the choice of performing any one of the Sacred Six, with the exception of Genuswine, as Genuswine is not performable as it being genuine thus regarded as a normal conversation. An important note is that the Actor can be any ganjster in the group smoking the ganj, so there is no explicit Actor.

The Call.
Calling the Actors act has to be performed under strict regulations, and if done incorrectly, a correct call may be voided. To correctly call an act, the Caller MUST NOT abruptly state the component of the Sacred Six the Actor is performing.
To correctly call an act, one must clearly show the Actor a sign that they have recognised their act. Ways to show the actor this are:
• Raised eyebrows and smiling
• Pointing
• Saying “Ahhhhhhhh” in a long enunciated manner
• Or a combination of 2 or more of these
If a correct call has been made, this would initiate the elaboration request.

An exemption to the standard structure of rules the Sacred Six follows (which are the Act, the Call, the Elaboration Approval, the Explanation, and the answer) is if the “would-be-Caller” does not recognise an act by the Actor. In this situation, the Actor is deemed to have pulled an excellent act, and is worthy of appraisal, and the game stops there.
*After having smoked 3/5 joints*
Jake - "Bro there's only one jay left"
Nilz - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *whilst pointing*
Jake - *Smiles and points back approvingly*
Nilz - "Hmmm... Occasional Fuckery!!!"
Jake - "Well played you ganjster"

EXAMPLE OF THE SACRED SIX (PT 3)