Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012

Saeran

He's a wonderful person. Very strong for still living in a place like that. On the inside he's different, even if he doesn't show it, he can be a little affectionate. I know he need a hug, a warm hug, that shows love, protection, affection. He needs arms where he can feel comfortable. He need help, let's try to help him ;;

I still don't know how Saeran managed to survive there ...

You've seen him? Saeran is amazing.

by Aschvley February 14, 2021

Samera

She’s a beautiful girl who’s complete and is a girl u should treasure her pressence lightens up ur day and having her in ur life is a blessing she treats u right and showers u with love she will make sure u are ok and will always make u from having the worst day ever to the best she is normally paired with Mohamed’s since they fit her likings but any boy that would be with her would be exhilarated with he. She brings the best out of ppl and is one u will enjoy life with

I wish samera would be mine
I wish I was samera
That man is so lucky he has samera

by Booyalabooyalamamaeh December 9, 2018

Sacramento Treat

Sacramento treat - (Miller High Life, ice, lemon)

It sure is hot outside. I think I'll make myself a Sacramento Treat and cool down

by bugbiteme April 4, 2007

sayera

Sayera. Can be quite strange and quirky. Sayera has an OK sense of humor and can always make you laugh. She is energetic and wild and is a good friend to hang out with. She is weird but never loose your chance of brefriending someone a Sayera.

I need a Sayera in my life now!

by EyezzyBel March 15, 2021

Sacramento Whitefish

(noun) a used condom floating down the Sacramento River

Hey, looks like Kenji coaugt another Sacramento Whitefish!

by un rubio rico May 27, 2006

Samera

Samera is a girl that everyone wishes they knew. She has an aura about her that entices everyone one. She typically looks very exotic and has the prettiest smile. Samera does not care about her looks and she does not care what other people think of her. Many people misjudge her at first but once they actually get to know her, she becomes the light of your life. Samera is a name originating in Islam and names she pairs well with as a companion are R's. Rahin, Rahil, Reyaz, Ryan, Ramin, Roshawn, Reza, etc.

I wish I had Samera in my life

I wish I never let Samera go

I want to get to know Samera
Samera is beautiful

by HappyHowHe467 February 24, 2019