Post-vaccine automobile accidents on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.
Person #1: My friend didn't show up after getting the jab. He told me to be at his house, but he wasn't there. I feel betrayed.
Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!
Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!
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So I was having sex with 2-Day the first time and I gave her an accidental dolphin, but she still wanted more the next day anyway.
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When you have to poop so bad but have nowhere to go so you poop in your pants.
Also: when you try to fart and you poop; also known as a shart
(Scat = poop) + accident = scatcident
Also: when you try to fart and you poop; also known as a shart
(Scat = poop) + accident = scatcident
Peter had to poop so bad, but was stuck in traffic and had nowhere to go so he had a scatcident.
Charlotte was in school and couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough and had a scatcident in the hallway.
Charlotte was in school and couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough and had a scatcident in the hallway.
by Bella James March 29, 2010
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by Flanos, Destroyer of Worlds October 19, 2020
Get the the accident mug.Unlike a Troll, who deliberately intends to cause maximum disruption and argument, An Accidental Troll, is a normal user who speaks their mind a little TOO much through forums, and accidentally gives off the impression that they are a Troll, when clearly, they have little/no time and have a lot to say about the topics that are being posted.
BobMoney63: Hey, that guy is Trolling, ban his ass!
Admin: Nah, I've read through his posts, he's an Accidental Troll. He just has a lot of time on his hands, and has a lot to say about the topics that are being posted.
BobMoney63: Like there's a difference.
Admin: I'll ban you if you aint careful!
Admin: Nah, I've read through his posts, he's an Accidental Troll. He just has a lot of time on his hands, and has a lot to say about the topics that are being posted.
BobMoney63: Like there's a difference.
Admin: I'll ban you if you aint careful!
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n. When food (a snack) is consumed in an accidental, often regrettable way. This can refer to accidentally eating food of questionable quality and/or quantity.
n. When food (a snack) is consumed in an accidental, often regrettable way. This can refer to accidentally eating food of questionable quality and/or quantity.
1. I happened upon an all-you-can-eat burrito buffet and had a near-fatal snaccident.
2. I snaccidentally ate one of those ham sandwiches made out of pizza slices from 7-11. I think I need to get my stomach pumped.
3. I only wanted one Pop Tart, but I ate the whole box on snaccident.
2. I snaccidentally ate one of those ham sandwiches made out of pizza slices from 7-11. I think I need to get my stomach pumped.
3. I only wanted one Pop Tart, but I ate the whole box on snaccident.
by Eary June 2, 2007
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